3 ways to cope with video game delays

The announcement that the long-awaited Elden Ring ARPG of from Software had been delayed until February 2022, triggered a tsunami of rage and disappointment on Reddit and Twitter. Few players seem to remember that Dark Souls 3 was delayed during the day due to a supply chain problem with Estus Flasks, or that the bloodborne exit was postponed after the team decided to move and To rebuild the level of openness in Yharnam (it was originally defined in Milwaukie, WI).

We understood. Many renowned games have been delayed this year, often apparently no reason. But we have some suggestions on how to channel all this anger and disappointment. The important thing to remember, however, is that the playing delays are usually designed specifically to get angry. That s right, we are talking about you, Travis.

Are you angry because Horizon Forbidden West has been delayed again? Try to make a YouTube video full of rage or write thousands of words spitting from the bile on your favorite surbledit. In particular, point the genetic or intellectual deficiencies of the developer s children and point out that the publisher is more interested in profits than by quality, as evidenced by their selfish refusal to release an unfinished game the day promised. Of course, many other people are disappointed, but the team obviously did not know that you were angry, otherwise they would not have had the temerity delaying the match. Remember to emphasize that the delay was the result of: 1) mismanagement of enterprise 2) a toxic working culture 3) creative impotence or 4) all the above.

As a bonus, create another YouTube clevis on how CyberPunk 2077 (or a disappointing game of your choice) should have been delayed.

Do you know what intelligent consumers do when a long-awaited game is delayed? They cancel their order in protest. This will surely show the publisher and the developer that if fans can not have the game now, they do not want it at all. By the way, this tactic also works very well in the restaurants.

Delays are always a sign that the game is in difficulty, is not it? Make good use of the extra time to annoy you on the severity of the final version and the number of features promised by developers who will probably be missing or broken. Better yet, start complaining about the social networks of the ugliness of the characters or levels compared to other games. Maybe one of the developers will read your message and spend an unforgettable moment. Slim. Aloy looked better before. What did we think of changing the appearance of a fictitious character of our own creation, simply to indicate age, growth and maturity? Stupid! Let s go back to the game and bring some changes, team. At full speed! »

How do you manage game delays? We would like to hear your comments below!

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